Brittany Krystantos (00:00.782)

My nipples are on fire today, Then let's get it started. Brith. Yes, Nikki? Is this too much? We're always too much. How do we know when it's enough? It's never enough, you know that. Yes, I do know that. Welcome to Is This Too Much? We say things in this podcast that I guarantee you, you'll never hear anywhere else.

 

Brittany Krystantos (00:31.566)

Because I don't care what I say, you know that Brit? Yes, I sure do know that. I'm your co-host Brittany Crisantos. You may know me from my books or talks on mental health and I'll lend you my dog Charlie if you need some cuddles, but only for the night. I'm your other co-host Nikki Steele and I'm an entertainment jack of all trades. rhinestones and studs is who I am and a little rock and roll and I'll never eat anything that bursts.

 

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Am I Brittany Christentos? Yep. We talk everything and now you're going to understand what I'm dealing with. Me, Nikki Steele. When Brittany asks me the same question over and over and over and again, and guess what? This is season two of the podcast. Is this too much? This is today's episode. Tell me if you think Brittany is a little bit overboard. That's how I feel. Does he like me? Does he not?

 

I guarantee you might pee your pants a little listening to this one, so get yourself a diaper and a bottle of your daytime drink. Maybe some pills. Here we go. First of all, that is not how I sound. yeah, it is. No, it's not, Nicky.

 

Hello, hello everyone. It's your girl, Brittany. That's Nikki. Nikki Steele. And we're here. We are here and we are here to welcome you into 2025. Okay, my start to 2025 went a little different. Did it ever. I had an interesting night. We are going to dive deep into where we are at today.

 

Brittany Krystantos (03:21.582)

Today meaning we are what? January 3rd? January 2nd? January 2nd. January 2nd. 2nd. And how we're doing because you know how after everything you have all these, you know, New Year's resolutions and changes and things you want to improve and we're just going to talk about where we're at two days. You're sounding a little boring there. After New Year's Eve. a preacher? I am so not boring. You know that. Are you preaching to us? No, no, no. You're preaching the sound. The sound of what?

 

sound of God. Freedom. Pussy power. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Brittany, let's talk about pussies. Let's talk about how yours has been very happy lately. Brittany is recently single. And without sounding corny, corny, ready to mingle. I am very, very single. Yes.

 

And I'm loving every second of it. Do you know what I bought Brittany for a present? No, it's not going there. No, you don't want to? Fine, go there. are you going to say? bought her a whole gift package, a little baggie full of things to help her sex life. Are OK over there? Yeah, I'm going red. I'm very excited for you to use the purple bottle with the clear liquid, because that's true slip and slide. She bought me condoms, too. Be protected, everyone. Yeah, be protected. Be protected. Those little microbes that want to get into your system.

 

You know, they're fast and furious. So should I touch? So, Nikki, this guy, I'm hinged. I really like him. Yeah, I know. is, his name starts with an M. No, we're not saying names. Oh, there's no L. I'm sorry. I'm 51. We don't do that. 51. We don't do that. We don't do that Okay. No names. Okay. We don't do that, Nikki. Ever. And also, Brittany's nephew is running around upstairs playing with toys. So we're sorry, but we just had to talk to you guys. We just have a lot on our chest and we just need to talk.

 

We need to really get you guys to know who we are. This is called the yen does the the yen does I like that 2025 yen to talk. Okay. So go ahead. So let's start talking. to make it clear. We're not using any initials or names of exposing me to anyone. Okay. No names. No initials. Got it. We a mystery woman here. Can we talk about smacking asses that kind of thing? Yeah. my ass got smacked last night. Let's go.

 

Brittany Krystantos (05:47.438)

I am so excited for this story. Go for it. Go for it. I'm living vicariously through you. PG though. No, you don't have to be that PG. mean, PG, yes, but you know, with a little bit of fun, little spice. I'm gonna say is...

 

I'm going I'm brainless right now because it's that crazy. I'm going to say is I never realized you can have a connection with someone so fast so instantly. But then the sex is just so good. But you know he doesn't live here. He lives across the country. So it's never going to work out. But the end of the day you know it was a really amazing week I had with him. Yeah you really had fun. You guys did a lot together too. You guys went out. He did a lot. He did a lot to me. There was a lot going on in the car.

 

There was a lot going on where no no no no we're not allowed to talk well in the car you guys had a connection you guys were excited and happy to be together you told me when you saw him you met him you got in the car you were happy it was a hallmark night oh a hallmark moment meaning a hallmark movie man meets woman woman meets girl woman meets man and then they like have this instant connection they look each other in the eyes and you look at each other you're like I freaking know this man from another world

 

That's what it was. was a new one. saw me and looked at me and then he looked high and it was this instant feeling of holy crap. You know, it's funny that you say that because there was one day I got to tell you that that that feeling that you had that you knew him, you already knew him. I had something like that happened to me with a real estate agent. He knocked on the door. He was cold calling the houses to get some business and he knocked on the door. When I opened the door,

 

He said, hi, my name is, and I told him his name and I'd never seen him before in my life. And he was shocked. He's like, wait a minute. How do you know? How did you know me? I'm like, I don't know. That just came to me out of nowhere. This happened. I'll remember. I was about 11 years ago. I'll never forget it. Cause it was my other house. That truly is something that does happen. So yes, instant connection. do believe in that. Okay. Okay. So go ahead, go ahead. You had an instant connection. Everything was amazing.

 

Brittany Krystantos (07:59.02)

And you felt immediately like comfortable. knew him. felt like he was going to fucking marry me that moment. I was like, I want it to be like, marry the frick out of me right now. Like, is this love? I actually did say I'm falling for you and never do that. And you've been dating. So like boy, am I meeting some people here and there going on dates and you have not said this to me at all. You have not said to me that you felt this connection this fast. Never. No, never. I will tell you I'm a Pisces. Okay.

 

Pisces feel things strongly. We love, we care. We're like a fish in the ocean. We go in, we go out. We get scared, we run away. I go in pretty fast, you know, feelings and all that. Cause I'm a lover. I want to make you eggs in the morning. I want to make you feel good. I want to make you feel pleasured. That's you're always, you're always really consistent with that though. You love to help people. You love, that's why you're a mental health advocate. Yeah. You like to be there for people. I've never felt this where I'm like,

 

Oh my God, is this love? So what happened? He came over or what happened? Like, where'd you guys go? What'd you do? leaving tomorrow, so I decided to have him come over and we watched some Marvel movies and we relaxed, we had burgers in bed. It was really beautiful. Oh my gosh. Really beautiful. Burgers in bed. Woo hoo, burgers in bed. But I told Brittany to get a drop sheet and from the paint store and put it in the middle of her family room and then dump an entire oil all over her body and his body, but.

 

You know, listen, not everybody wants to do what Nikki Steele wants to do. You told me to do that for someone else. Oh. See, that's the thing I'm dating. I did. You're right. I thought it was this one. No. Yeah, but you're dating. You're supposed to have fun. That's You're not supposed to shoot porn. No, no, no, Right. Exactly. OK, so we're doing this a little bit on the lower end. OK, good, good. I think what we're trying to say here, I'm trying to say is there is power in our pussies. There's power in our bodies.

 

We shouldn't be slut shamed at all. Like he was my cousin who told me this. She lives in Singapore. She's like a cousin that lives away from this little town. Yeah. From like Ontario. Yeah. Ontario vibes. And she said, you should never be slut shamed if you are having protective sex and don't laugh at me and you're safe, then do it because you're, it was my doctor as well who said you're 26.

 

Brittany Krystantos (10:26.044)

Live your life. You're in a toxic relationship for a long time. Live your life. If you want to open your legs, open your freaking legs. My doctor said to lot of people have said that to you. You're using protection. You're okay. Enjoy yourself. Run around, have fun, see what you like. This is the time and the age to decide what it is you need as a person and a woman. And your pussy leads the way. is it? That's the power of the pussy.

 

Nikki, have I annoyed you though? Okay, so I'm you know 51 and I have two kids and a house and you know a husband and whole thing and a bunny and a bunny and my bunny and he is the cutest bunny you could ever I mean he lets me kiss him and bite him and I bite him and I kiss him and I bite him I chew him a little bit okay so but Brittany will call me and she'll be like hi and I'm running around in the kitchen doing five different things you know

 

water is boiling for pasta, I'm chopping vegetables, I'm running around and I have a very bad arm too. So it takes me longer to do everything and everyone has to help me. And Brittany calls and goes, listen, I sent a message to, you know, and the guy I saw for the date for the ice cream. And I sent him the message. Let me just read it to you fast. Okay. I'm like, okay. She reads it. And then she goes, listen, my problem, my only problem is which emoji do I use at the end?

 

I'm like, I don't know, use the flower. But will that be saying like flowers like my pussy, I'm open, I don't know. Maybe, I don't know, because you guys are Gen Z and every emoji has a meaning. See, for me, when I send an emoji, I send like the face with the stars, you know? That to me is like excitement. happy face with excitement. But someone said to me, no, that's starstruck. And I'm like,

 

Okay, but for me, that's just happy face with stars looks pretty, pretty. Nikki still wants to be happy and send you a happy note. Anyways, so she'll be like, okay, so if I send the flower, that's explaining one thing, but if I send a heart, that means I'm in love. And if I send lips, that means I want to get down. I'm like, okay, I want to get dirty and I want to get yummy and I want to get lucky. You know what I mean?

 

Brittany Krystantos (12:51.987)

Anyways, my point is, is that she'll send me constant messages and phone calls about emojis. And that is the biggest excitement and scare of her life. here comes Logan. Logan, Logan, banana, banana, Logan, me, my Logan. Okay, Logan is here. He's four years old and we're going to take a pause for just a moment. And we are back from the interruption from Logan, the little nephew who is

 

absolutely delicious. But I wanted to tell you guys that I was finishing up telling you about the emojis and that is the eggplant emoji. Now I look at that as an eggplant. A vegetable. Tell them that's our safe emoji too. I you want to if it's going well, I send you a... She sends an emoji. That's an eggplant. That's how she tells me she's okay. And I'm very okay. And she's...

 

Really okay if I get that eggplant, but this is the whole thing. Eggplant, where did that come from? Think about it. It's a vegetable. It's not like you sent me, they were sending a hot It's hard penis. It's a hard penis. Okay. You know what I think? I think the people that made emojis and that decided what emojis were what think like Nikki Steele. That's it. Exactly. Yeah. Because I didn't think many people thought like me, but they do. Anyways.

 

So I'm in the kitchen running around like a psychopath and she continues to call me every 10 minutes to tell me that now she has to answer the next text that the guy sent. And now she doesn't know if this is okay, but is this word okay? Because this word's not okay. But is this okay? Because if I say this, I'm not sure what he's gonna think. If I tell you it got to a point where I went, you know what? I don't know what's good and what's bad anymore. My head was spinning.

 

My head was spinning. Now, did it make a difference at any time? your messages make a difference? course it did. Let's talk about the one time where I went on that date, I think a month ago, with that guy I met at the event. I went to the charity event. Oh yes, she went to a charity event, a big one. for a local sports team, that's what we'll say. I him at an event and he was cute. He was gorgeous. I got his Instagram, we DM'd. We said we have a lot in common. We go for lunch, nice diner.

 

Brittany Krystantos (15:08.631)

lunch diner, you know, was a cute downtown town spot where we're having eggs. You great. By the way, I looked fuckable. You look you're always fuckable. You're a hot blonde. Thank you, and brilliant. But like and sensational. I tell them I go for it. Okay, thank you. I'm wearing skinny jeans that make my ass unreal. Yep. 100 % like an upside down heart. Yeah. Yep. The Pilates is doing good. Yeah, she loves the Pilates and the bar class. I love it. And the

 

booties and a bomber jacket and a long sleeve like crop sweater, hairs curled, makeups on point. I walk in, I'm 10 minutes late. He's there waiting for me. He's in his sweatpants because he was doing his training. And it was a nice day. You had a really nice day. I remember you called me and said you felt really good. You guys had a good connection. you know, let me just say one thing. Yeah, go ahead.

 

So my viewers are viewers here can give me their thoughts. Yeah, we don't know what's going on. This is so confusing what he did. It was he didn't know the date. But when he found out it was a date, he was happy because he didn't want to get his hopes up because said he liked me so much or was attracted to me. And I was so confident when I walked up to him. So we ended up hanging out at the condo where there's like a lounge area, the pool area, literally PG. There's no dick emojis here to Nikki because I've never had a man. I said,

 

Are gonna kiss me already? Like, you know, and he goes... had that heat. You had that heat. He goes... Moves away from me, shaking a little bit. Oh, no, I don't think so. I've never had that in my life. She was in shock. He goes, I see myself with you in the future. So I think I'm gonna, because of that, I'm not gonna kiss you and respect you. If I wanted to kiss you, would have taken you to a bar and taking you home and smash you. You're not a girl I wanna smash. You're a girl I be with.

 

for a long time. Which I love about him. love. He was respectful, he wanted to really get to know her, he was almost timid a little bit, just sweet, kind, innocent. But he did, he gave you a little caress on the leg, right? No, I caressed him and he moved my hand away. Okay, so see, we have to tell you all the details. Don't leave anything out. We need a proper, educated response to this.

 

Brittany Krystantos (17:25.335)

educated for sure educated and so I asked him for a massage my neck hurt wink wink I wanted a little touch and we're in a public place and he's very innocent so all those horny people listening right now nothing happened don't think it did no nothing but basically he gave me a massage and told me he couldn't do it anymore because he would want me so badly so it didn't seem like he was not attracted to me and I looked like I said hot like sex on a beach hot like oh great she did

 

And so we talked about the, yeah, I took selfies. So basically, I don't know, Nick, I, talked about our future, meaning like, do you want kids one day? He says he wants five kids. I said four. I made a joke. said, I'll have five kids now. joking, you're talking about fun things in the future together as I wanted kids with him. So I get a message from him, but yet he's the one that started the conversation. And he started it with that question.

 

Yes. Okay, so then you go to answer it and then he's turning it around like she's the one that was too fra- too early to- To this, to that. I was going with his vibes because I'm like a joker. I'm in a- He's a fun loving person. You telling me this, I'm telling you that. We have a connection. I can see myself with you. Can you see yourself with me? Would your- I said, would your mom like me? Because he said his mom hated X. He said that he loved the fact that I do what I do, my work and everything and his mom does similar stuff.

 

would your mom like me? So yeah, I got carried away after he got carried away. But girl, don't bring like me around if you don't. Don't bring don't talk to me if you don't want me because I'm all in or all out. I don't just like you. I'm like the energy you know, one's ever met before. Right? It's true. And I used to that. So I think it's amazing. We made plans to go to waffles at SugarHale.

 

In Von, anyone knows that place. There's gluten-free waffles. still have not gone. So anyone wants to take me? Come on, take me because this guy's not taking me. Anybody want to take Brittany for gluten-free waffles at Sugar Hill? You know what? We'll get you a takeout little raspberry dish. You could dump it all over your date. thank you, Yummy. Wait, the best part. Wait for it. The best part. You were here. The message I got from him.

 

Brittany Krystantos (19:43.223)

Hey there, Brittany. Sorry, I fell asleep. I had a great time too. Great conversation, great time. But I think we got a little carried away talking about our future. I'd rather us stay friendly and open. And I said, what the hell? Future? I thought we were joking. I said, do you not want to see me ever again? You don't want to go for waffles? Or you just don't want to do anything? He goes.

 

I'm down for the waffle still yes, but I just had time to think about our date and that's how I'm feeling. Okay, no problem. What are you doing next week? And again, let's revamp this situation for our viewers. He started with the discussion of the future. So I just want to make sure. Okay, because it's almost like he got scared of his own shadow. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it got worse. He said, yes, we're going to go for waffles. How about next? I said, when are you free? Go sorry, I'm busy this week. Maybe next week. It's holidays, but we'll see if we can make it work.

 

I go no problem. Merry Christmas. I left him alone. I Merry Christmas. Oh my God, I almost said his name. Merry Christmas. Hope you're well. Do you have any time to fit me into your free schedule, into your busy schedule this week? If not, Because you felt a good connection and you wanted to see him again. And it was just nice for you to say Merry Christmas and everything. what, guys? Go ahead, tell them. Guess what happens. He doesn't answer me back. Doesn't answer me back. I go finally, hey.

 

How are you? Just want to wish you hope you had a good holiday season. No answer. So then I go last message I go, hey, hope you're doing well. my gosh. She just banged into the microphone. Maybe you like the microphone. I said, I said, hope you're doing. Let me read it to you guys. Let's read it. You know what? I think you should read it directly because then they have the proper information. Hey, I haven't heard back from you and just wanted to check in. I thought we had a great time.

 

If you're not interested in hanging out again, that's totally fine. Just let me know so I don't keep reaching out. Smiley face is my response. I just want you to want to know you don't want to talk to me. Don't talk to me. But then today we both do mental health stuff. We can still be friends. I could help you out. You can help me out. Good connection is always a good connection. I get back the next day. Hey, sorry. Holiday season got busy. I'm sure yours did too. But yeah, I can't prioritize hanging out again right now.

 

Brittany Krystantos (22:02.455)

Trying to get my shit in order. I appreciate you reaching out though. Sorry, I've been bad at getting back to you. I go, no worries, thanks for letting me know. All the best. I'm here if you ever need a friend. Happy New Year to you too. How nice, huh? Goodbye. How nice. Goodbye. Yeah, goodbye. Goodbye, adios, sayonara. Right, goodbye. I am just tired of these men. What do they do? What happens in their brains from the time that they meet you to the time that they're texting to-

 

What goes on? This is what I want to know. So the male people out there that are listening to us, because you love us, I want to know what you think about this. We need to educate ourselves as women to help the men around us that are dating Britney, dear Britney. We want to know what to do for her because how the hell are we supposed to navigate any of you when we don't understand why you do the things you do? To me, why?

 

You know what, is it because I'm nice? Well, a lot of women, walk into these dates and they're nice and everything happens well. And they become the boyfriend and the And then out of nowhere, they either ghost them or they play games with them. They don't answer that. What happens? What is the situation? That's what we want to know. Write in and let us know, okay? Because we're really, really interested in your feedback. am I doing wrong? Your cousin Adam. Yep. Said. Yep. This guy is either...

 

And we can, we can use Adam's name because Adam is our mascot for the is this too much podcast. This is what we are now. Is this too much? Adam is our mascot. So Adam helps with us. He said this guy is insane. He's either not into females, right? Or he's an idiot. Right. He just honestly just don't waste your time and move on and you can't figure him out. And there's no reason to try and not even.

 

kiss you not even touch you not even anything it was shaking like he was nervous I've never had that in my life so what is that gay I mean you can be gay I mean gay is too but at least be honest don't date women if you're gonna don't go out with a woman if you're actually gay I he likes me too much our mystery person is we have a mystery guest they have a mystery guest much or he didn't like me at all okay you think what do you think he did not like her enough but was pretending to

 

Brittany Krystantos (24:27.497)

Okay, and then started a conversation about the future. See, this is how whacked out the thinking is. Okay. He into me. No, okay. I'm not his type. Okay. Even though he said he loved my smell, that there's a moment in elevator where you would wish he could have devoured me. He liked my perfume. He liked my smell. And he needs to stay with the brick away from me because he wanted me that badly. See, he's reiterating all of his good, things about her that he liked, but yet he didn't move forward. my skin, my makeup.

 

my looks, my body. We have somebody here who's a mystery guest. So is it still thumbs up or thumbs down? What do we say mystery guest? Thumbs up or down? What are you thinking? Thumbs up? Thumbs up. Okay. He likes me. He does like you. I agree. He likes you. But I don't think he's mature enough to know what he wants, but yet he's kind of just talking about, I don't know. It's just really, really, it's just such a mystery. It is a mystery.

 

But anyways, you're done with him. You haven't spoken to him and you had this fantastic connection with this new guy, but he's going home tomorrow. Yeah. goodbye to him. Yeah. So who's next? Because they're all after you. have someone, it's a weird situation. Yeah. It's a weird situation. What's the situation? He's only going to be in the city for a bit and he's a player. He's a player.

 

to run around he likes to tell you you're fabulous and that you're gorgeous and I love you and I want to be with you and I want to rub you all over and fill you up and down from the top of your nose to the tip of your toes from your asshole to your nose yeah I know these kinds of people yeah oh she's gonna tell me a secret hold on a minute for an hour can somebody actually do that to you for an entire hour an hour

 

Whispered how many times and how many ohs will you have in one hour? I don't know we should get a sex We have you need a sex specialist. I think we have in a you know what I think I'm excited for the sex specialist I need help first of all okay. I am addicted to the new sex toys that suck Do know which ones they are you know? You don't need to you know you're okay. You're okay, but listen. I gotta tell you something you know what the sex toys have come a long way

 

Brittany Krystantos (26:51.903)

I mean, they're in shapes of roses now. They're in shapes of lemons. We have spoken about these before. They even come like a cat with little ears and a mouth that and then you like remove it from yourself and it goes. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Okay. We'll get into that next time. Tell me about your third man. Let's talk about the third guy. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Let's talk. Let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about who he, how he is with you.

 

What kind of man is he? What do you foresee that you're going to have with him? I see fun. I see someone that would be a take me on dates, have fun with me. I think if you're going to have fun and have like a fling with someone, you want it with you, someone that's going to be not selfish in bed and have times where people don't want to like do things like go down on women or pleasure them. But this guy, feel like it's a very attentive to a woman's body and the, we had phone sex and the

 

Things we talk about, like, damn, I know he got me. She is living the dream right now. Okay. My mom's looking at me. know what? Listen, I gotta be honest with you. shaming over there. shaming. Slut shaming is done for the day. She's not a slut. She's just running around enjoying herself. She's 26 years old. I'm not sleeping around. No, no, no, not that. You're running around having fun. You're enjoying yourself going on dates. You're being taken out.

 

You're having fun. You're enjoying men's company to see who is going to be the right person for you. That's the point of this discussion. That's the point of this conversation is we don't feel that women should be shamed anyway. If you're in a place in your life where you don't want to have a boyfriend because girl, you listening to this right now? I was in a relationship for five, almost five years. That shit was horrible. That was probably I'm sorry. I have to say it. I'm single.

 

for the first time and I'm loving it even before my relationship. I always heard from my family. Sorry mom. People in my life. Love you mom. Jimmy, do you love I love you too, but you don't have you as a woman you keep your legs closed as long as possible. You don't sleep around and there's so many times. I remember I was like 18 19 years old. There's this guy. We're in a hotel room together and I didn't sleep with him and I regret it.

 

Brittany Krystantos (29:14.295)

My head don't sleep with him before we go on I have a question for you as people ask females Aren't we supposed to get horny and want to have sex? I mean, that's the point That's why we procreate because we get to a point where we have to have sex God planned it that way exactly, right? But then you have people in your life that slut shame you so if you go and have sex of a guy and he's your friends of benefits

 

And he's like, you're just sleeping with just him. Respectfully, you should just sleep with him. Don't go around with five different men. That's diseases and bad things can happen. That's right. But if you have a fling and you don't want a relationship right now or you don't think this guy could be your future husband, then do it. There's this pressure on me. Where's your future husband? Like on myself, I want to get married. I want to have kids. I got out of a five year relationship. I actually do not want to be in another relationship. I keep telling myself I do. I'm sorry, mom. But I don't want to because I'm

 

free and you're feeling very good. I don't think I've ever seen you look better either. Like you, your physical everything looks so healthy and happy and rosy and your body, your, your hair, everything's glowing. Everything looks sparkly. You're, you're, you're happy. I've never seen you like this before. And I think whatever you're doing, you're doing well for yourself. And I think our message to our viewers is to just enjoy yourself and don't allow anyone to judge you. However, take care of yourself.

 

because the only one that's going to take care of you is who? You. You. That's it. The only one that will ever take care of you is you. And so I think that's what, you know, your family is just trying to address. They're just trying to make sure you're taking care of yourself. And I have to just say that because I am a 51 year old that loves Brittany so much and I, and I'm 51. So I want to make sure that I give her the life lessons that I have. And that is that I want her to know.

 

how much everyone loves her. she does has to take care of herself. But she is. So the thing is, it's okay. Let's go back there. People slut shame you all the time. And I think it's a time that we say no more of that because as females, it's important to explore our bodies. Yes. Date different men. Yes. Don't sleep around. Yes. Date different men. And find out what you like. We often rush into relationships, marry the guy.

 

Brittany Krystantos (31:37.287)

high school sweetheart to end up divorced. Yes, absolutely. You don't want that. Nope. So I don't want that. Nope. And after being in a long term relationship where I was so close to being that situation where I was going to be like, I'm going to suck it up and have kids with him one day. We're to settle. She was going to settle. I was going to settle. Why? I'm having so much fun right now. Yeah. So much fun. Listen, it's horrible being single sometimes. I'm like, Nikki, that guy just ghosted me. He ghosted me. It's not a good feeling. No.

 

It's not a good feeling. see it when you, when it happens to you, it kind of hits you and you, kind of down. Aren't we having together? Yes. I mean, I it's fun, but I will tell you that recently Brittany has not been spam calling me about emojis. She's taking myself from her. She's taking the reins and she's sending her own emojis, her own decisions. I'm very proud of her. Yes.

 

she's confident. I no longer need Nikki Steele's flower emojis because it is ridiculous. Who's going to send flowers to a man? Flower means open vagina. Well, I'm not saying that because I'm still keeping it classy. I'm a good girl. So then you got to send a rose because it's closed. me on a date. Does that make sense? There's this guy I was talking to and I said to him, I said, what did say? He wants me and I said, if you want me, you're taking me on a date.

 

And then you're taking me on another date, another date, until I say, fine, you can have me. And then I broke the rule. That sounded like, you know, the price is right. Okay. You're taking me on another date and another date and a third date. And then what do you win? Britney in bed.

 

Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney. Why is my mom not laughing? Your mom is toast because she took care of her grandson. So she's just relaxing listening to the podcast. But I have to tell you guys, so 2025 is here and I've done a little something different. I have a condition on the right side of my body and the association for this condition suggested that the carnivore diet is excellent for this condition. It's an inflammation condition. And

 

Brittany Krystantos (33:53.898)

I really researched it. really, really understand the rules and the basic, meats, the fish, the butter, the salt, the hydration, the electrolytes, everything you need to do. So yesterday was my first day, January 1st. And I have to tell you one day, one day, okay, I feel so much better. Like one day, how does that even make sense? My entire life I've dieted, okay.

 

I've been on Jenny Craig. I've been on doctor, wait, Dr. Poon's weight watchers, diet way, Dr. Boo, Dr. New, Dr. Coup, Dr. Everybody. Okay. I've had shots in my ass. I've had to have, you know, packaged food. I've had to weigh everything. I've had to eat, eat like a mouse. Like I have done it all. And really I'm back to who I am. Just like if you were to see me at six years old, I'm still

 

Nikki, okay, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki. That's who I am. So I thought, okay, you know what, I'm going to do this carnivore diet, not just for an anti inflammatory response for my condition and to help my pain and the different the different issues that I go through with this weird condition. But I'm also going to do it for a little weight loss because you know, I can rock any weight. don't give a shit. I am just I'm just me. But but I want to feel good in my own skin. Right? One day I've done this and I feel

 

really good. get seasonal depression. Well, I still have the chicken neck. No, it went down. Our mystery woman. We have a mystery guest sitting here still and she is looking fine. Mystery guest. How am I doing here? Is it looking good? Thumbs up or thumbs up? up to thumbs up. Okay. So it's only one day. Can you imagine in 30 days where I'm going to be in my pain with my condition with my turkey neck and with anything that's hanging on my body might be

 

a little tight, a little smooth and less puckered. I'm very excited. You're going to look like a freaking you're already sexiest. I know you're a fan of mine though, because you're like, you like me. So you think I'm sexy, but right now I'm a chunky Nikki. No, you're sexy. I'm a chunky monkey. Chunky monkey. Sexy curve. You think I have sexy curves? have sex on the beach. Sex on the beach. I wish you have, know, when I'm done my 30 days, cause I'm only, I'm only

 

Brittany Krystantos (36:20.182)

saying that I'm doing this for 30 days. Okay, that's it. I have committed to it for 30 days. So at 30 days, I need to have a shot. Sex on the beach. You need a bathing suit bikini picture. Okay, I can do that. You want me to put it up online? Yeah. Who that's asking a lot. I don't know. We'll read it. I usually wear I usually wear a cape. You know, most people on the beach, they wear a sarong that's open like a net. And they look sexy. They look, you know, glistening in the sun.

 

like a glazed donut, you know, from Krispy Kreme. I don't look like that. Okay. I look like a crack head on the beach. Okay. A crack head. You know, I'm walking the beach. I'm sweating like a pig. I have no makeup on because it's off my face in five minutes and I look like I'm in jail and my hair is frizzy and I have to wear a cape, you know, something that covers everything. You know what I mean? You see those women on the beach that they're like, okay, I cellulite. got me too. But Brittany doesn't think so. Brittany, do you think I could wear like an open-knitted sarong? You have curvy.

 

body you are example of sexy curvy heavier woman with good look so I am so I am a beach of all that am I proportioned yes I'm proportionate I'm a woman mystery woman oh she made like a curvy sensation like a Kim Kardashian hourglass look that's what I look like a cat nice curves guys want to smack it I mean more to love right more to love

 

I mean, listen, can have to get picked up. I do. get picked up at Tim Horton. Something about that place. Donuts, donuts and coffee. But, know, when you walk into a Tim Hortons, OK, and for anyone that's listening to this in United States or Japan, Singapore, BC, England, well, we've had a lot of our people say, you know, talk to us from from Japan.

 

And they're very interested in what we're saying here and our word that we're spreading. But I have to tell you something. When you walk in, in the UK, when you walk into a Tim Hortons, which is like Dunkin' Donuts, know, there's like in front of you all the muffins, the donuts, the chocolate dip, the Timbits, the donut holes, the brownies, the croissants. And do know what I call that? It's all beige, beige food. Okay. No color, right? So color is like vegetables and good stuff, right? You know what I call that?

 

Brittany Krystantos (38:34.648)

What do call it? I call that a rack of back fat. That's what I call it. That's what that is a rack of back fat. Just give it to me and I'll tape it onto my ass or my back. Let's smack it. Rack of rack of ass fat. You know what I mean? But listen, more to love. Okay. When you're really thin, it's too much. When you're really overweight, it's not healthy. have a mystery woman. What, what are you thinking? Yes. Smiling big. She's smiling big.

 

Okay. don't feel like I do because I have curves and I have a butt and I feel like I've always that perfect body is always like a skinny body. No, like, no, I seem to like the men seem to really be into you. They are. She gets, she gets whistled at and you know what, you know what the whole thing is. I think that men, what they're looking at for today, today's men, today's generation, okay. Not my generation, not Gen X, Gen X one of thin women. Okay. I was not

 

very, I was popular, but I wasn't popular for my body. was popular for my personality, my face. As I got older, my body got better. I learned how to eat better. I was more in tune with the fact that I had to be more in tune. So I learned more. I exercised more. went to a crossfit gym. I, I, tried my best, you know, so things changed and things got better and tighter. But when I went now that the, the generation gen Z, they want an

 

ass that they can grab. want an ass. want like two vertical watermelons stuck together that they can just go like this and they can just, want to they want to, that's what they want to do. They love it and they love when it claps and stuff. Like the more it claps, the better it is. And also they want to smack it. I know they want it, you know, yeah.

 

Okay, that is the that is the key that is the key she wants a picture

 

Brittany Krystantos (40:39.972)

All right, so watermelon discussion gone wild. Yes, WW watermelon wild. Anyways, I will tell you that I have a feeling that this is going to be a very fun year. I'm enjoying myself on day one from the carnivore diet. Okay, day one. And I'm glad you guys are on this journey with me.

 

because I'm feeling so good you see this energy. so good she's smacking the table. energy is just out of control I don't know what to do with it and I'm not drinking either dry January okay dry January. this episode or after we end this episode remind me you and mystery woman I gotta tell you something I tried something I never tried before it's really thick I gotta tell you guys No let's go because you know what

 

I'm almost out of time today, so I need to hear what you have to say. I'm not telling our viewers this. no, I think you should. No, no, no, no, no. We keep nothing from our viewers. Come on. Now we start asking yourself, is this too much or is this not too much? Nikki's showing us what it's like to have your butt smacked on the table. Just know I love my butt smacked. It's fabulous. The harder, the better. I don't know what it is. I want to see a red mark on my ass after I feel somewhat like a trophy after I do. I feel

 

could like I was like a little bit a little bit beaten just just a little bit. You know what I mean? Just like like that. You know, I just want to feel like I had a session. You know what I mean? I like you got abuse for a minute. Choked. You want to get choked? No, no, no. I've gotten choked. No, no, no. I don't want to be choked. I got I just want to be almost tantalized, devoured, eaten scrumptiously, scrumptiously fed love and life.

 

You know what I mean? Yeah. anyways, I think that she wants to be thrown on the bed like a wanton. Oh, throw me on the bed like a wanton baby. That's it. That's it. If you could do a little, if you could do a little Asian soup, mix it all up. Put a little hot sauce in there. think the moral of this episode is this is this two things. Does he like Brittany? Does he not? We want our viewers to answer this. And third thing is.

 

Brittany Krystantos (42:55.928)

or first thing is, whatever. Second. Second thing is, is that we want to remind everyone listening to this, is there's no shame in expressing your thoughts, your feelings. It's not no shame in even telling someone you love them because love is love. First of all, I said I'm for you after a week, but love is love. And two is no shame in having sex, talking about sex, talking about your body.

 

And that's why we're doing this podcast. Is this too much? Because the end of the day, we all are so afraid to talk about what is most important. And we're all thinking it. And we're all thinking it. I'm wondering what did Brittany do last night? I haven't even told you. I say everything I think I always have, except I don't, I don't say things to insult anybody. don't say things to hurt anybody. I do my best to keep my thoughts to myself, you know, because I'm not perfect. No one is. We all have our flaws, but if I like something,

 

you're gonna know it. If I do something and I'm proud of it, you're gonna know it. And if I'm doing something, I am proud of it. And that's why you're my best friend because I have no filter. And I love it. And I think that's what guys like the most about me is I'm honest. Very honest. Too honest sometimes. Maybe it's intimidating. Do you think I'm intimidating these men sometimes? think that's Mystery guest, what do you think? She intimidating the guys? A little bit. She's intimidating because she's a knockout blonde and she's smart.

 

You know, Brittany's written and I books every set. Everyone said the eyes scare them. My eyes scare them. They're like what's with my eyes? You guys, they're icy blue, gorgeousness like an ocean. And when the light hits them, you want to melt. They're stunning. Before we end this, I do want to say some funny story about I want to date another date, another date. We could go see the dates are the dates are just coming out of every price. The guy picked me up. We would go to Baskin Robbins ice cream. Cute guy. Good looking guy.

 

And I do one of those things where like this is another question that we can do another episode on another time but should the woman pay for the first date or not? Here we go. I go Nikki taught me well she says always offer like your your your you offer to pay. Just reach for your wallet just because you want to like you don't want to be someone that's taking advantage but yet also I guess it's kind of somewhat of a lesson but like to see how they who what's going on with them.

 

Brittany Krystantos (45:14.63)

Go ahead. Never want to feel like I'm taking advantage of your money, but the man should provide the man should pay for the first day at least. So I go and I go, he's not doing anything. It's like, Oh, I got it. And don't forget, I've this other date. He wasn't pulling out his wallet. He pulling his wallet. I had to do something. Oh, I can get it. You sure? Because you sure? I go. Yeah. What am gonna say? I'm lying now. Now. Now she knows. No, I'm not sure. And tap it. $14 ice cream at Baskin Robbins. I paid for the first date.

 

Again, that could be a question that people would be like, Brittany equality, women need to pay too. So don't hate on me for that. But I still think it's a little weird. But the question is for those viewers is, you think that this man should have said, no, no, no, no, no, this is no, this is on me. First date, male takes over first to do open the door for me. Right. He did everything. He did everything first. The way that I feel men should still behave. Listen, I haven't heard from him.

 

He didn't say thank you for the ice cream because I took him on the date technically at this point. And that's how it ended. Never saw him, heard from him again. This is another mystery. But the eyes, he said, I feel like I'm getting so lost in your blue eyes. See it's your soul scaring me. See these kinds of things when they're said to Brittany, it's like, really? Wow. He really thinks I'm amazing. He thinks I'm fantastic. Maybe I have a connection here and he thinks I'm wonderful. What do I think of him? How do I feel about him? And then you go there.

 

And then you pay for the ice cream and then he doesn't talk to you again. Like I don't get it. I don't get it. Why? The question to our viewers is why are they not following up with me? I'm a good catch. Come on. You're catching me. I'm like a fish in the sea. Come get me. That's the Pisces in you. Catch me. At the end of the day, we are not here to spot shame anyone.

 

I know, Nikki, you're just tapping me to end. We're rolling this up. We're wrapping this up. We have to wrap this up because I don't want the viewers to have to overthink the things we're asking them. Anyways, the goal here is to remind you to not ever feel like you have to be shamed with the size of your body, who you are, who you love, what you decide to do in your free time and having sex or not.

 

Brittany Krystantos (47:37.168)

There's no rules. There should never be rules. It's your body. It's your mental health. And it's important for you to be happy. And I think at the end of this, it's been such a hard year for me. Last few years losing my grandmother, ending a toxic relationship. And for the first time, I can tell you that I've taken my power back and my freedom back. And I'm really happy. And so I want to remind anyone out there who is listening to this that they find their happiness too.

 

I love that. That's wonderful. You know what? I got to say, I really, really love the listeners. I'm happy to be here, start the year with you. 2025 seems like it's going to be a really fantastic year and I'm feeling very positive and I look forward to truly hearing from you guys and interacting and having fun. Stay tuned to next episode where we get even more too much.

 

Cause this is too much. And this is us. Brittany. Brittany. Okay. She has to do it like that. Brittany. Brittany. I love her. So you're slapping noise before we leave. Bye. I feel like I've just been tossed around a room. I need chocolate. Actually.

 

whip me up one of those heavy, hard, extra floater fuzzy navels you made the other day. That'll do the trick. Finish this off right. You're hilarious. Well, thank you everyone for your support and for listening. You know what I mean when I say listen, write us a review, follow up and tune in into every episode every Wednesday. And if you do that, guess what? Nikki is going to take you out for a nice coffee date.

 

I don't do coffee. I'm not taking anyone for coffee. I'm taking them to a strip club! Well, I'm not part of that. I'll be taking a nice warm hot bath with Exxon salt and reading my lovely romance books and a walk with Charlie. And if it's fall time, probably gonna be drinking pumpkin spice lattes or going to Pilates all year long. But you know what? Until next time. We love you and thank you for tuning in.